Trina's Monkey Business (TransFun)

Day 0:

Where to begin?  Well, one of the top-recommended things people had for me to become was a monkey.  Which is more than a little lucky, since my keyboard hasn’t shipped to me—I’d imagine that having some opposable thumbs will come in handy with the typing.

I took the vial a little an hour ago, so there’s nothing yet to see changed.  But give it a little bit of time...  Anyways, you know what’s coming next, some good old fashioned TF!   Hope you guys are ready, because I know I can’t wait!

It’s great to be back! -Trina

Day 1

I took the serum yesterday, and as expected, today I feel...  Odd.  Like, I’ve shrunk a little bit, and my legs look like they’ve grown a coat of fur.  Isn’t that weird?  I didn’t think that I’d first be changing into a primate, but I have to admit, I think I kind of like the idea.  Monkeys and humans aren’t that far apart anyways.  I think that this is going to be awesome.  Even if Day One leaves a little to be desired.

I went out with some friends to do some last-minute TF-shopping, and they say I look funny, like my ears have grown a little?  I don’t know what they’re talking about; I think they’re just teasing me because of this blog.  Then again, they were a little right on my teeth getting a bit bigger.  Oh well, more to brush!  Though I can’t imagine I’ll be brushing my teeth for too long...

Oh, and on the note of brushing, I think my friends are right that some of my hairs have changed a little.  It’s like I’ve gotten my hair trimmed; so I guess that means my head of hair will be receding into my scalp at some point in the not too distant future.  My face isn’t any fuzzier, though—so I was able to get my shopping done thank to smart usage of jeans.  It was hot as hell, but that’s the price of fashion.

-Trina

Day 2:

Okay, so overnight I shrunk down a LOT.  Like, I’m not tiny or anything, but I’m two feet tall!  None of my clothes really fit me anymore, and the world looks so big now!  No wonder monkeys always look so curious, it feels great to explore this larger world!  Of course, there’s the downside that I can’t really type in this as easily...  It’s like in third grade, when you have those super-large ruled books to teach you how to write?  Yeah, kind of like that, but with a computer.  I guess kids nowadays would get it more, they have baby computers.

I picked up a full-body mirror with the ad revenue, and I can see that my fur coat has completely come in.  It feels a little itchy, and the air is nice and warm now.  On my furry body.  Yep, looks like this time the clothes didn’t even last until Day 3.

That’s in part thanks to my shoes getting to be a little bit uncomfy again.  It’s a little reminiscent of my time as a dog, but this time I feel like my feet are getting squished everywhere—not just their sides.  I pulled my shoes off, and they definitely have gotten a little bigger—but nothing quite like Beast from the Teen Titans.  Yep, I’m reading about TFs in other media now!

Oh, but I forgot to describe the fur!  I have this light brown hair all over my body, with a white halo around my face.  It looks so cute!  Nothing else about me has been changed yet, though...  Aside for what might or might not be a bump on my rear.  Maybe tomorrow I’ll have a tail!  I’m really excited about this, in case you couldn’t tell.  Monkeys are really cute.

Talk to you tomorrow! -Trina

Day 3:

I have monkey ears!  They kind of look like my old ones, but they’re thicker, almost leathery.  They’re also a lovely dark brown, like that handbag I wanted to get a while ago.  It feels a little strange to be able to hear so well out of these—probably because they remind me so much of my old ears.

Oh, and also, as many of you have very kindly pointed out, Beast is from X-Men, and Beast Boy is the one from Teen Titans.  Whatever, they’re both kind of cute.  Not too much of a change on my feet, though it feels like my bones might have changed?  I have a bit more gripping strength in my toes, and I’ve been experimenting picking up things off of the ground.  You guys should really try it at some point—I can hold almost ten pounds with my toes!  What’s your record?

My teeth have also started to change—it looks like my canines are a little longer now, and that I’ve maybe lost a few teeth?  Hard to tell if it’s the smaller jaw or what, but I feel like some of them have gone astray, the remaining teeth looking—well, bigger.   It’s an interesting conundrum of having more to brush, but less to floss.  I never thought I’d experience that, but mom insists that I stay in the habit...  I guess it is a little satisfying to get floss between these big teeth, though.

And on the note of bigger, I’ve saved the best for last!  No, not my breasts, get your mind out of the gutter.  It’s my eyes!  They’re rounder now, and are either a dark, dark brown or are just outright black.  And I don’t mean my pupils, I mean all of them!  It looks like something out of the X-Files!  Um, not that you’d remember that show or anything...  They had an effect where these people had pitch-black eyes, and... ah, forget it.

Anyways, I was right last night!  I definitely have a tail today!  I have a lot more control over this than I did as a dog, though.  I can almost use it to type, but it mashes into a few keys at a time.  On the other hand, I need to practice using it, so I hooked up my laptop’s keyboard behind me, so each time I’m hitting the spacebar, I’m really using my tail.  It’s a fun little twist on transformation, I think—and super-huge thanks to everyone who wanted me to become a monkey!

Hugs and kisses -Trina

Day 4:

Well, bye-bye human face.  The strangest thing about this is not being able to recognize myself in the mirror.  It looks so natural on the rest of my face, but so alien from what I know it was before.  Everything’s brown and leathery like my ears, and I think I have a few more wrinkles than I’d like to admit are there.  My teeth also feel a little funny, though that might be because I have a new muzzle.

A muzzle!  Can you believe it?  I mean, if you’re reading this, I guess you can, but whatever.  I have a muzzle, and I can see it in my vision constantly—I don’t know how monkeys don’t drive themselves cross-eyed just by looking at things normally.

Feeling it grow was really odd too, it was like a numb, dull pulling...  Kind of like if I had some Novocain shots and then someone started tugging on my jaw.  It was really, really weird to feel my nose sink into my face—but then I got distracted by the new scents that it could pick up.  I didn’t know monkeys had such a good sense of smell!

Oh, and going back to muzzle, my lips have changed too.  You can’t really see where they meet the rest of my skin since it’s all a uniform color, but they’re thicker now, and they seem larger.  Probably because my mouth is larger on my monkey muzzle now, but... Whatever.  I know there’s a better term for it than ‘monkey muzzle’, by the way, it’s just barely eluding me.

Agh!  Don’t tell me in the comments, please... -Trina

Day 5:

Simian!  The word I was looking for is ‘simian’!  Mom helped out with that one, and wow did I have to facepalm when I got it.  Jeez, that felt bad...  Though not as bad as having to pose like that so mom could get a picture of me because I looked ‘so cute’.  Expect to see images of me online, she really likes that.  But this site gets first dibs, in case you’re reading this, Mom!!!

Also, I don’t really have a human chest anymore.  It’s always kind of shame to see my breasts sink back into my body, but it’s be more than a little awkward if I were to be a monkey with a human chest.  Oh, and for any fetishists or couples out there, my nipples are still really sensitive.  Just because they’ve changed in appearance doesn’t meant they’ve changed in purpose, and it’s always incredible to massage them and...

Anyways!

Today’s word of the day is ‘feet’.  Because guess what I’m typing with!  Yeah, my toes all kind of lengthened, and just like with being a dog, I have a few instincts that come with the form.  I thought it’s be harder to type with my large toes...  But I forgot that with the shrinking, it makes them almost the perfect size!  I’m nowhere near my old typing speed, mind you—but this is definitely ultra-cool.

Oh, but you probably want to hear about the change, too.  It was around lunch when my toes started to ache and cramp, becoming longer and dark.  Also leathery, kind of like my ears.  It feels pretty weird to have prehensile toes, but I definitely don’t mind this new form.  And yeah, I think this is my new form—I don’t think there’s anything left to transform.

I mean, I’m really small—barely two feet tall.  I’ve got a monkey’s head and a monkey’s body.  And, there’s my multitalented tail and toes, which are absolutely aces.  And just in case you guys are wondering, I’m typing with my toes because I’m eating a banana with my hands—not doing anything else.  Figured I should get this in here to pre-empt the inevitable comments.

Feeling like a prime-time primate -Trina

Day 6:

Guess who was wrong?  It’s me!  Yep, this serum has an extra little bit where it affects my mind.  Not that much dumber, but I can’t remember certain grammatical tricks.  Like, I have to check my spelling and my English whenever I type.  It’s a little odd, but it really helps me get into being a monkey, into just climbing around.

And climbing!  Climbing?  Really good.  Like, I can just lose myself to the feeling of gripping something with all four of my paws, scaling things I normally wouldn’t be able to.  Plus, my tail is really strong!  I can use it to hang from odd and awkward surfaces, and it’s really great to hang upside down and scare mom.  Unfortunately, since I’ve always liked bananas, I can’t say a lot about them being better or not.

Um, so I should do a monkey’s review of this product—instead of a human’s review after it’s done.  The change is as ever, awesome.  Not a single bit of pain, unless I tried bending something the wrong way or sitting on my tail.  That’s probably the coolest part about using TransFun—you can feel the changes happen in your body, but you also kind of can’t feel them.  It’s all of the pleasure, none of the pain—which I guess should have been expected.

My monkey instincts are strong, and they’re pretty fantastic, too.  It really helps with getting about—but doesn’t distract me from the enjoyment of being changed.  If I get myself in the right mindset, I can lose myself completely to this body.  Which... I think I’m going to do now.  I really can’t recommend this enough, you guys!

So ‘ook ook’ and ‘eek eek’, guys—I’ll be in touch!

Having an absolute blast!  -Trina